Cedric Marquez's Journal

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Funny Quotes

Collection Of Funny Quotes

 

very funny

 

Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done? At the ugly parlour.

 

Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley.

 

If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.

 

Why should you never watch a video with a Chihuahua? It always plays with the paws button on the VCR.